Sunday, March 28, 2010

Mind It !!!


"The earth is my play ground.The sky is my terrace.If u are all lightening, I am 250 volt current I say..

I will teach you how to behave......."

-South India's Clinton Eastwoodu,Quick Gun Murugan.

You can as well substitute Vijaykanth or Rajnikanth below.

  • When Quick Gun Murugan has only one bullet and tries to shoot two people he does it with ease ,just by biting the bullet into 2 and throwing it at them ,with his eyes closed.
  • The Anna square (mt. road) was indeed Anna pentagon,before Quick Gun Murugan kicked off one of its edges.
  • Quick Gun Murugan doesnt believe in the myth,that says,politics can change the way people make garlands.
  • Quick Gun Murugan once roughed up a sloth bear and it went to the north pole, and its descendants started growing white hair.
  • Quick Gun Murugan never goes hunting,he smiles.His smile kills.
  • There is no theory of evolution.It is just the creatures Quick Gun Murugan let live.
  • Only Quick Gun Murugan can lead the horse to the water and also make it drink.
  • Quick Gun Murugan's house has no doors.It is just the walls that he walks through.
  • Love is blind,but Quick Gun Murugan is not.
  • Quick Gun Murugan was the reason why veerapan was hiding.
  • Just guns don't kill people.Quick Gun Murugan does.
  • Quick Gun Murugan uses 8'*10' plywood as toilet paper.
  • Time and tide waits for none,unless it is Quick Gun Murugan.
  • Quick Gun Murugan never uses a coconut scraper,he uses his nails.
  • When Quick Gun Murugan fell in love with some mango dolly, Mona Lisa lost her smile.
  • It takes 18 years of education and 10 years of hard work to start a business and to succeed,Quick Gun Murugan does it in a jiffy when he washes his hands after a meal.
  • Einstein tried hard to prove the theory of relativity,Quick Gun Murugan used his roundhouse kick to throw the bad guys to yesterday.
  • Obelix fell in to the magic portion,But Quick Gun Murugan, is the magic portion.

3 comments:

A C said...

Nice posting. Maybe you should do a masters or something in creative writing; it sure will hold something big later on!!!

Purple Poise said...

you forgot to include even TR in the possibilities of the role!!!!! LOL!!!

Harish Sreedharan said...

@AC : Sure Kari.Thank you.

@Purple : Hw did ever forget Mr.TR?!?!?!?!Its sheer blasphemy :( LOL!!!

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