'PEE' brain Mr.Harish

India has its own share of Nobel Prize winners over the decades in several fields.
Rabindranath Tagore (Nobel Prize for Literature),Sir C V Raman (Nobel Prize for Physics),Mother Teresa (Nobel Prize for peace,Dr. Amartya Sen (Nobel Prize for Economics), Dr. Har Gobind Khorana (Nobel Prize for Medicine and Physiology),Dr. Subramanyan Chandrasekhar(Nobel Prize for physics,V.S. Naipaul (Nobel Prize for Literature),Venkatraman Ramakrishnan(Nobel Prize for Chemistry).
We have never had a chance to put our hands on Nobel prize for psychology and human behaviour if they have one?

But all this is going to change .A Software Engineer from India is on the verge of discovering the most important behavioral characterestics of men, that will shake the very roots of the human race.A discovery that will make you think.A discovery that will make you smile, the next time you go to the loo to take a leak.

This is strictly for men.Girls please keep away.Now I am sure, if you are a girl you wont stop reading :)

A few months ago i went to this well known ciniplex in chennai.The fact that i was drinking pepsi and, that the AC was running at an all time high, gave me an itchy feeling.Yes,I wanted to pee.I was twisting and turning in the seat for more than half an hour before the interval.I ran to the toilet and it was full already.For the girls who had the guts to continue even after my warning , I am not sure if you know how a 'gents toilet' looks like.I pity you.Have you ever seen cloud 9? Well, actually it looks like that when you have been waiting ,for more than half  an hour to take a leak.

After few minutes, i managed to reach a wall mounted closet by cheating some people waiting before me in the queue.
On getting there, i was shocked.WTF???!? They didn't have a seperator between any 2 closets.It means i was free to see the "thingie" of the guy next to me and vice versa.Height of cost cutting i say.

During times like this, a man is really fighting a psychological battle.He is usually afraid that his "thingie" is smaller than his neighbour's.If his neighbour looks at his "thingie" and finds it to be smaller,he gives a wicked smile. Thats the best demotivator any guy can handle. Come on girls,you will never understand why we feel this way.

Every dog has its day.I had mine.This incident shook me and made me feel that, the so called "powerful" sex is after all not so powerful.

Whenever i used a public toilet at a theatre,or at office i started looking for signs.Some characterestics and behavior of men in the loo.I took a sample of 30 people. This 30 were a mix of both left handers and right handers. I observed them whenever they went to take a leak and the results were astounding.
At my office,you open the toilet door and you can find a dozen of wall mounted closets(wmc)to your left(POD-A).

Any right handed guy entering the POD-A went straight to the first wmc on the far left.People entering after him took the alternate wmc, filling them from left.The sample of men for this test were right handers.

Now, if any left handed guy enetered the POD-A, he went straight to the first wmc on the far right.People entering after him took the alternate positions filling the wmc from right.The sample of men for this test were left handers.

If there was a mix of both left and right handers, then the left handers started filling the wmc from the right and the right handers from the left.

A closer look at this (I mean, this test) will give you the reason for this behavior.A right hander holds his "thingie" in his right hand when he takes a leak,thus preventing people to his right, from seeing the size of his "thingie".And a left hander,holds it in his left hand, preventing people to his left, from seeing the size of his.

Why does a right hander need to go to the wmc on the far left,when there are so many wmc.Simple! He doesnt want to take a chance.Being in the far left gives him the luxury of not having anyone else to his left.Saved from the embarassment.

The same logic applies for the left handers also.Knowingly or unknowingly 'we the men' have been following this ritual more religiously from the day we started using a public toilet.

Even if you have not been doing this all these days i am sure you will start thinking about this now and probably start doing the same.All is well that ends well.Atleast this study gives you an idea on how to save yourself from 'THE' embarassment when you use a public toilet.
Next time you use a public toilet, make sure that the guy next to you finds it really difficult to see your "thingie".After all, best things in life should remain secret ;)

Note : All the data are based on some statistical anamolies.Readers discretion to be used.